I have many Daves and Davids in my life. It’s my husband’s name, my sister’s boyfriend’s name, a very good friend’s partner’s name, my son’s father’s name. I have a huge array of Davids and Daves as clients through Bang2write, many of my contacts are called Dave and a multitude of them pop up on this blog.

In short, I am beset with them.

But now, it seems, there is a solution. My young son, just nine years old, got told off by his stepfather and typed “kill Dave” into Google. And came up with this.

So: all the Daves and Davids – watch your backs. We have plenty of inspiration to draw from if you p*** us off… ; )