I have many Daves and Davids in my life. It’s my husband’s name, my sister’s boyfriend’s name, a very good friend’s partner’s name, my son’s father’s name. I have a huge array of Davids and Daves as clients through Bang2write, many of my contacts are called Dave and a multitude of them pop up on this blog.
In short, I am beset with them.
But now, it seems, there is a solution. My young son, just nine years old, got told off by his stepfather and typed “kill Dave” into Google. And came up with this.
So: all the Daves and Davids – watch your backs. We have plenty of inspiration to draw from if you p*** us off… ; )
I don’t know what to be more concerned about…
The fact that I am one of many or your child’s homicidal Googling?
Well I killed dave all the different ways which was satisfying.
But how long before they come up with Kill Steve? there’s a lot of us about too.
I’ll change my name to WurtungBlip.
Rave, it’s just a reflection of his biology so I am always one step ahead of him.
Wurtungblip – do you really expect me to believe your name is STEVE??? FFS. Some people think I’m so gullible.
It’s funny how we use the word “gullible” but it’s not a proper word and isn’t in the dictionary.
Sadly for you Robin my brother got me with that one when I was ELEVEN but nice try. Merry Xmas by the way.
I’m sure it would have got someone, Luce. It’s a classic that still works for me today.
Seasons greetings back at yah.
Great fun, Lucy! I’m assuming you used ‘the evil creature’ method to kill Dave?
Sorry to screw it up for you Robin!
Elinor – it was the very first method I tried, you know me too well! Too bad I couldn’t turn into a werewolf and kill him that way as well.
I did “evil creature” first too … spooky.