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Pay Close Attention

If you’re wondering what you should do with your life, then you must take heed of this call to action that popped into my inbox this morning: The Fundamentaloids now must know, speaking in the vulgar argot of this planet. I was told that Jim and we shall talk of far more interesting things. Music. You must friend. Somewhere underground so my jaw radio probably wouldn’t work. Go forth friends: we must travel underground. Just don’t bother taking your jaw radios. Have a fab weekend!

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Just Passing Through…

Well, I have a telephone line installed but apparently it’s going to take 20 EFFING DAYS for my ISP to move my broadband. WTF? I wouldn’t mind so much if I say, moved from Devon to Dorset, that’s a pretty long way so I could imagine my Broadband struggling to catch up with us… But no: I have moved LITERALLY ACROSS THE ROAD. How hard is it to move broadband from one side of the road to the other, hmmmmmm? Is my broadband still sitting in the old house, its feet up, watching porn (it’d have enough access). Maybe it’s… Read More »Just Passing Through…

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Please Hold… This? Don’t Mind If I Do…

Turns out my phone line won’t be switched on for ages at the new house (at least three days!! THREE DAYS!!!!!! How will I actually cope??), so you won’t be seeing my cyber ass around for a while. Shame. Guess you’ll just have to console yourself with this neat little video – if you’re a laydee or of that persuasion anyway, else you’ll just have to look elsewhere. Punk. Right: everyone ready for blatant objectification of a fit male? You are? Press Play.

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Word On The Street

So I’m walking down the street just now – my son’s trailing after me and the buggy with his sister in it since everything is VERY EMBARRASSING these days, most of all me and Lil. To be fair this is probably because we sing everywhere we go and when he asks us not to, we sing louder (revenge for Lil because she’s the second born, revenge for me because my son spent most of his first year crying). Anyway: we started a particularly loud and screwy rendition of the Code Lyoko theme tune and Alf yells in the middle of… Read More »Word On The Street

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I’m F****** Matt Damon

‘Cos I really need a laugh today… Though maybe not ‘cos I have knackered my ribs in a freak cat-and-toy-train incident resulting in me falling UP the stairs. Whatever the case, thanks to Good Dog for the links. Guillermo in THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM. Sarah Silverman’s Confession to Jimmy Kimmell about Matt Damon: Enjoy!

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I Took Another Bubble Bath. With My Pants On.

Is that the weirdest song lyric you’ve ever heard? Prince, The Ballad of Dorothy Parker on Sign O’ The Times. I’ve had that album for years and years and years and it’s only today I think, “Eh?” Also, is it really his pants he’s taking a bath in or his trousers? ‘Cos the latter would be somewhat weirder than the former, don’t you think? Maybe it’s just me. Well anyway, even if The Purple One is a little strange and has a penchant for bathing semi-clothed, he’s a pretty good storyteller. Listen to the song here {sign up required for… Read More »I Took Another Bubble Bath. With My Pants On.

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Bad Hair Day

Yes, I know my Favourites Widget still isn’t working properly… It was nice of it to come back after going AWOL for over a week, but I’ve waited patiently and it STILL hasn’t got its act together. It clearly blew its mind in a mad orgy of drink, drugs and partying and no longer updates or even changes. I’m beginning to wish it hadn’t bothered returning from the wild, frankly! I feel like the wife who has awaited eagerly for her husband to return from the forces, only to discover he is a belligerent, lazy boor. *Sigh* I think there… Read More »Bad Hair Day

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Stephen Moffatt In Moviescope!

I know lots of you out in www.land loved Stephen Moffatt’s episode of Dr. Who, “Blink” recently, so you may be interested to know that Moviescope Magazine have an interview with Moffatt in the new issue. You can read excerpts on their website until the issue wings its way to our sweaty little hands next week. Other articles of note include Sweeney Todd’s John Logan on writing and Sanctuary, an internet-only SF wedisode series, a sure must for all those interested in our Digital Future as writers. Talking of Dr. Who, Torchwood starts tonight on BBC2 at 9pm. I don’t… Read More »Stephen Moffatt In Moviescope!

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Who Stole My Favourites?

As if it wasn’t enough that my site meter went missing, never to return. Now one of you thieving gits has taken my favourites! The box is there. All my favourite blogs have gone. This is how you repay me??? How do I get it back? I need some Geeks that fight cyber crime. STAT.

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Logline Entries – Feedback

I was unable to vote in my own poll for some reason, perhaps I set it that way without realising or perhaps the poll was evil… I think the latter is more likely since it extended its reign by eight hours without even asking ME first. But anyway. Here is some feedback on your entries guys and now everybody’s back at work etc, please do offer your thoughts too. Here we go…———————————————– A LONG JOURNEY As a category, I think this had some of the strongest and most goal-led ideas so I was unsurprised that a logline within this category… Read More »Logline Entries – Feedback

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You’re Kidding Me

Yeah, yeah… We all knew I wouldn’t last until the new year, I love all you gits WAAAAAAY too much (I’m a romantic: what can I say???). Well actually, there is something I can say: thirty votes??? IS THAT ALL??? Come on. Look on the right hand side bar people. I know you’re there. I know stats go down over the holiday period, but just 7% of you were looking for porn on this blog yesterday, which *must* mean the rest of you were here looking for screenwriting stuff. So look at the lovely loglines. Decide on your fave. And… Read More »You’re Kidding Me

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Merry Christmas!

Oh for me?? You really shouldn’t have… Here you go: Some Christmas party games for you here. Some Christmas music for you here (okay, okay… it’s DMX vs. Tears for Fears but it ROCKS and is anyone as sick of Slade, Wizzard et al as me???). Here’s to 2008 and getting those commissions and options all sewn up so we can then retire with trophy spouses. YEAH BABY! See you in the new year. PS. In-between gorging yourself and causing rucks with relatives you haven’t seen all year, don’t forget to vote and/or give feedback in our logline comp!

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