Husband goes out to the car to go to work. I follow.
ME: What shall we have for dinner?
Husband is not listening. As usual.
HUSBAND: Blimey, not as chilly as yesterday.
ME: How about chilli?
HUSBAND: Yeah. It’s not as chilly as yesterday.
ME: No. Chilli?
HUSBAND: Do you ever listen, woman?
ME: You halfwit: I’m asking if you want chilli!
HUSBAND: No, I prefer it in the summer.
ME: DO YOU WANT EFFIN CHILLI FOR DINNER?
HUSBAND: Oh. Sure. Love you, ‘bye…