All these are 100% GENUINE: what’s scarier: the fact Searchers find these words on my blog or the fact that I’ve collected all of these SINCE ONLY LAST WEDNESDAY? [Nb. Actual keyword searches are in italics.] Enjoy…
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Mistress Vee
A dominatrix
Tell us like it is
Because
I’m f***ing Matt Damon
and
Mrs. McClusky
while taking
another bubble bath with my pants on.
I must
Kill Dave
Because I’m a
Triad Manchester Chinese
And if
Monster movies reflect current social fears
then
what a travel agent might say at work
suddenly becomes
super sexual dialogue
for
talking dirty scripts
and
werewolf sex
is always
chitty chi
whereas
naked firemen
are
notes on the nose
and not to mention
apostrophe d’oh.
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I’m thinking of entering this post into The Bridport Prize. Think I can win? ; )
Hey! I could call it WEBSITE STORY.
Thank youn, I’m here all week.
I just looked at the Bridport Prize site… at £6 a poem, I dare you!
Hmmmm, I dunno….£6 could buy me an 8 pk of beer!
Scarily, I’ve been reading this blog so long now I actually recognise most of the posts those keywords would have gone!
Wonder how “Mrs. McClusky”, stuff about travel agents and “chitty chi” brought people here though??
Yes, I was wondering how people got here via them too, Anya! Mind boggles…
Well, if you’re going to be like that about it, I won’t admit which one of those was my search.
J
This is POETRY John, there are no boundaries! We all suffer for our art…
Well, suffer maybe’s right. Art’s another matter.
; )
If I start sharing poetry, then people really will start suffering because of art (and I use the term in its most inaccurate sense)…
J
nope how about a 12 pk of beer lol
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