Strangest however, is the fact that for no apparent reason at all this evening I seem to have a fat eyelid. I’m not kidding. The difference between them is quite obvious. I’ve had it narrowed down to two things by my ex-biologist hubby: I’m allergic to my sexy new silver eyeshadow or I’ve somehow sprained it.
WTF? How can you SPRAIN your eyelid? Unless of course I have somehow blinked 50% more with ONE EYE and not noticed. Which is always possible.
Have a lovely evening. Looking out of both your eyes, you lucky buggers.