Turns out my phone line won’t be switched on for ages at the new house (at least three days!! THREE DAYS!!!!!! How will I actually cope??), so you won’t be seeing my cyber ass around for a while. Shame. Guess you’ll just have to console yourself with this neat little video – if you’re a laydee or of that persuasion anyway, else you’ll just have to look elsewhere. Punk.
Right: everyone ready for blatant objectification of a fit male? You are?