I’ve had a lot of people ask me recently about my inspirations, how I became a script reader, etc and there’s one perfect way to soak up all my wisdom and that’s by buying my flat.

This is, after all, the very building in which I have slaved over script reports, written countless acres of coverage and written a stack of rewrites in the past year. If you believe in all that hippie-stuff, hoepfully some of it’s gone into the walls and you can literally suck it out through the concrete. Mmmmm.

If that sorta thing’s not your bag, then you may like to know this flat is in small town just outside Exeter called Tiverton. It’s your usual Factory town with plenty of skilled and unskilled work on the go and the residents are pretty easy-going. It has some excellent primary schools, an okay (but small) high school, a college of FE and all the usual high street shops (including an M&S Food: we are going up in the world). In addition, a 24 Hr Tesco is literally around the corner from my flat for those essential midnight beer and crisp jaunts. As far as the apartment block goes, it’s in a very quiet area with nice views out the back across some fields. My cats love it.

So, please buy it ASAP, because we’re moving to Bournemouth: Him Indoors has a new high-powered job working with ASBO kids. Lucky him. Sometimes I wonder if he married me because I have behavioural difficulties. It’s a great price. Check it out here. Or, snoop on where I live. I know I would.